Oh Crap!

Have you ever found yourself sitting on the toilet wondering "Now, just how am I going to wipe my butt?" I'm always confused....is it front to back or back to front? Nevertheless, you always have to touch a soiled tissue. Yuck! So archaic. Well friends, now there's a better way! This is the Comfort Wipe. It extends your reach a full 18" & seriously, who couldn't use a full 18"? It also holds the tissue in perfect position. Wow, I didn't know there was a perfect position. That wasn't covered in my Jr. High hygiene class. Just think, if you just stick a piece of Sham Wow on the end you'll have it made! Also not eating Taco Bell every day might help.

Click on Comfort Wipe to see the infomercial. You'll be amazed!