Helloooooo Kitty

Ok, so today I was introduced to kittyhell.com. I've never understood the allure of the whole Hello Kitty phenomenon. It's a cat with a bow. What's the big deal? That's why this website appeals so much to me. The fella who writes it is constantly tormented by his Hello Kitty obsessed wife. Can you even imagine?! I thought it was torture to live with an Elvis freak, but no, this guy clearly wins. Hands down. Unfortunately, I don't know where to purchase these items as the blogger is adamant about not giving out that information. He simply chooses to emphasize the horror and stupidity that such products even exist. Who can blame him? Do we really want these products in the hands of the masses? Not so much. These were a few of my favorites.

How can you be in a bad mood drinking a Hello Kitty beer? Although you may need to down the entire 6 pack to achieve desired results.




Hello Kitty condoms.....disguised as lollipops. A great gift to put in a goodie bag for your 13 yr old daughters birthday. So you may have to field a few phone calls from irate parents. Whatever. It's either this or a trip to the local Planned Parenthood.