I'll bet you never knew there were so many meat inspired candies. Take a gander.
You want bacon on that? Yes please!. Bacon is so good, that to improve the flavor of other foods, they wrap it in bacon. I hate asparagus, but wrap it in bacon & it's the favorite part of my meal! Yes sir. You also must realize how lazy our society is when bacon is used as a condiment on any hamburger in any fast food place. Make mine a double.
Bacon flavored jellybeans? Why not? Mix em' with the licorice flavored ones. Now that's a taste sensation!
Gummy bacon. Slap these puppies next to your eggs & just see if you can tell the difference. These are also strawberry flavor, so you could probably put em' on your toast.
For the long lasting flavor.....of bacon. Not quite Trident, but I'll bet if you chew a couple of these every man will want some of your kisses. No man can resit bacon. Maybe put a little hint of it behind your ears & between your knees.
The infamous marshmallow burger. Do you want fries with that? Hell yea! They sell em'!
Who can resist a tasty meatball? Not me! Although I think these fellas look like they've been left out in the heat to long, or they just have really bad acne. Oh no! Wait a minute.. I know this guy....it's Meatwad from Space Ghost!

Now these look realistic! All of a sudden I got a hankering for mustard. Get yourself a bun & chew to your hearts content.
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