Sunday, July 12, 2009

The Children Are Our Future


After spending the evening babysitting my nephews I completely understand why a lot of parents just give up. Apparently children need to be fed, led to the bathroom & entertained. God, I'm lucky if I feed myself & bathe in the same day. In between breaking up fights and trying to rescue a dying goldfish, I was exhausted. So it got me thinking....just where are these kids gonna end up in the future. Yea, the kids like the Wii & the computer games, but really, is that gonna help them make a living? So, after a lot of research I've found the perfect toy to get em' started on the right career path.....The GR8 TaT2 Maker. This way they can hone their skills early. Apparently it has a soft pulsating action, which is CLEARLY the same feeling as a needle being shoved in your skin over & over at a rapid pace. I've never gotten a tattoo & thought " Wow, what a nice soft pulsating feeling, just like a massage". This is supposedly made my Spin Master Toys. But alas, has been discontinued. If your children must have one I'd keep checking ebay. Hopefully they'll soon expand this line & come out with a GR8 Piercing Maker.

Bottle of liquor & friends to egg you on not included.

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