Campfire Fun

Who doesn't like camping? Me, for one. Bugs, dirt, sun, wild animals. No thanks. I need access to a hairdryer & a bathtub. So here's a few goodies to get that camping experience in your own home. No tent required.



Lightening bugs. As far as bugs go, these are on the tolerable scale since they do light up & that's pretty cool. They are the lite brites of nature. I'm not saying I want to touch one, but captured in a jar, it would be fascinating. These little gummy wonders light up when touched with the enclosed tweezers and come with a built in battery. Hours of fun......in the dark.
















Yes they are a little phallic.



I'm all for roasting things on a campfire. As long as that fire is in my backyard. I'm also a marshmallow junkie. So this tasty lollipop is a dream. Looks like a marshmallow on a stick, tastes like a marshmallow on a stick, only without the charred edges. Plus after all the licking, chomping and slurping you can use the stick to poke someone in the eye.



I love inflatable things....balloons, sheep, pools, men. So what's a camping experience without a glimpse of a beautiful friendly deer?........who's been shot & beheaded. Gruesome? Maybe. This inflatable deer head will solve all your Bambi like dreams. Also, when the hunting seasons over you can deflate it for next year.