Saturday, July 25, 2009

Never Diet Again!

Now this is my kind of diet aid! Alli -the new diet pill- gives you anal leakage. Hey honey, I'm thin now, but I also uncontrollably poop my pants. Sexy. Step on this scale and all your worries are gone. You can actually open your eyes & have a look. Are you Mother Teresa or Ron Jeremy? I figure I'm good since I don't weigh as much as Jay Leno's head.

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