Honey? Will You Water Me?

Tired of boring ol' diamonds? Well check out the growing ring. Yep, the little greenery inside the ring is alive and well. All you have to do is spritz it with a little water now and again. Although, I'm sure mine would die. I can't keep any love alive.

Seriously??

Just when you thought the madness was over...Snuggies for Dogs. Yes, my friends, now your dog can look as ridiculous as your grandpa. If you do purchase one let's just hope your dog doesn't eat your face off in your sleep. You've been warned.

Does More Than Dry

This is my mantra. Every time I try to cook the smoke alarm goes off. Seriously. Every time. Plus when any man asks if I'm gonna cook for him I always say " Sure. What kind of cereal do you like?" I think I'll frame this towel.

Others from this collection include....

I said please

got it?!

High Five!

Everyone......gimme a high five! Best drink stirrer to celebrate, well, anything. You can even give me a low five. I'll take it. I'm celebrating right now.

Spoiled

Just in time for back to school. Never get your lunch stolen again. These brilliant anti theft lunch bags are a great deterrent to anyone looking to swipe your sandwich. These bags have green splotches printed on both sides to make your food look moldy. Reusable & recyclable.

Hide Your Nuts

Are you tired of all those naked squirrels running around offending your eyes? Now there's a solution. Squirrel Underpants. Never look at a naked squirrel again.One size fits most squirrels with a 3inch elastic waistband. Might look good on your hamster too!

Mucho Macho

Move over Rock n' Sock em' Robots, here come thumb wrestling masks! Live out your Luchador fantasy & kick some butt. Two to a package. Fits most thumbs.